Now
it's time to gather round for some POEMS!! On with it now:
Friendship is forever
Friendship is a smiling face
It's being together
Through good and bad
Friendship
is jealousy
Friendship is being apart
It's anger
That's deep within the heart
Friendship
is being happy
Friendship is being mad
It's sharing feelings
And being sad
Friendship
is a need
Friendship is a bead
It's feelings we must heed
It's secrets we must keep
The
friendship you give
It's always welcome
You're the lost key
To all closed doors
Friends
will always be there
Whenever your in need
With upmost care
They listen to your problems
Their
shoulder is there
For whenever you should need it
For every tear
Shed for happiness or grief
As
long as you cherish it
As long as it's both of ours
As long as there's a forever
Our friendship will last
AWWW
that was done by my sis Brittany. SOOO sweet and yet so EVIL I hate
older siblings GRRRR
For
those of you tired of the "friend" poems, a touch of truth!
Friends to the End
When
you are sad...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against
the bastard that mad you sad.
When you are scared...I will laugh at you and tease you about it every
chance I get.
When
you are worried...I will tell you how much worse it could be and to
quite complaining.
When you are confused...I will use little words to explain it to your
dumb ass.
When you are sick...I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the
Procelain God.
When you fall...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass and remind
you about for the rest of the day.
This is my oath...I pladge 'till the end. Why you may ask?...Because
you're my friend
Ok
this Isn't a poem it's a letter from husband to wife then from wife
to husband VERY FUNNY, if you like sick humor that is...hehehe:
TO
MY DEAR GIRLFRIEND (WIFE):
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have
succeed 36 times which is an average of once every 10 days. The following
is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be asleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afarid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said yiou weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed it was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there was a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you up and tell you I had finished
1 Time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move
TO
MY DEAR BOYFRIEND (HUSBAND):
I think you have things a little confused. Here area the reasons you
didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you didn't come home at all
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got stuck in your zipper
3 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
2 times you had a splinter in you finger
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching football, baseball ect...
Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the
sheets.
I wasn't talking about the carck in the ceiling I said "Would you like
me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to
breath.