Poems

Now it's time to gather round for some POEMS!! On with it now:

Friendship is forever
Friendship is a smiling face
It's being together
Through good and bad

Friendship is jealousy
Friendship is being apart
It's anger
That's deep within the heart

Friendship is being happy
Friendship is being mad
It's sharing feelings
And being sad

Friendship is a need
Friendship is a bead
It's feelings we must heed
It's secrets we must keep

The friendship you give
It's always welcome
You're the lost key
To all closed doors

Friends will always be there
Whenever your in need
With upmost care
They listen to your proble
ms

Their shoulder is there
For whenever you should need it
For every tear
Shed for happiness or grief

As long as you cherish it
As long as it's both of ours
As long as there's a forever
Our friendship will last

AWWW that was done by my sis Brittany. SOOO sweet and yet so EVIL I hate older siblings GRRRR

For those of you tired of the "friend" poems, a touch of truth!

Friends to the End

When you are sad...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the bastard that mad you sad.

When you are scared...I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried...I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quite complaining.

When you are confused...I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick...I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the Procelain God.

When you fall...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass and remind you about for the rest of the day.

This is my oath...I pladge 'till the end. Why you may ask?...Because you're my friend

Ok this Isn't a poem it's a letter from husband to wife then from wife to husband VERY FUNNY, if you like sick humor that is...hehehe:

TO MY DEAR GIRLFRIEND (WIFE):
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeed 36 times which is an average of once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be asleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afarid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said yiou weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you mother would hear us

Of the 36 times I did succeed it was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there was a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you up and tell you I had finished
1 Time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

TO MY DEAR BOYFRIEND (HUSBAND):
I think you have things a little confused. Here area the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you didn't come home at all
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got stuck in your zipper
3 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
2 times you had a splinter in you finger
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching football, baseball ect...

Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the carck in the ceiling I said "Would you like me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breath.