No Reflection in the Window

Ok here are some Jokes there mostly bonde jokes but some of 'em are other funny ones so here are the Jokes:

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? One.
Why couldn’t the blonde write the number 11? She didn’t know what ONE came first.
What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone? Divorced.
How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She threw it off a cliff.
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of a tree.
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
How can you tell if a blondes been using the computer? There’s white-out on the screen.
How can you tell when a FAX has been sent by a blonde? There is a stamp on it.
How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Why is it good to have a blonde as a passenger? You can park in the handicap zone.
Why does the blonde only change her baby’s diaper once a month? It says on the package ‘good for up to 20 lbs.’
Why do men like blonde jokes? They can understand them.
What is every blonde’s ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
What do UFO’s and smart blondes have in common? You keep hearing about them, but you never see any.
How do you confuse a blonde? You don’t. They’re born that way.
Why do blondes hate M&Ms? They’re too hard to peel.
How do you know a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? There’s M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
What function does a blonde have at an M&M factory? Proofreading.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W’s.
Why don’t blondes like making Kool-Aid? They can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
How do you keep a blonde busy? Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of the paper.
Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.
Why was the blonde sent to the emergency room for a concussion and severe head wounds? She tried to hang herself with a bungie cord.
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
A blonde is on her way to Disney World and sees a sign that says ‘Disney World LEFT’, and then turned around and went home.
A blonde and brunette were walking through the park. The brunette said, ‘Oh look at the poor dead bird.’ The blonde looked up and said, ‘Where?’
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
What is a blonde doing when she is holding her hands over her ears? Trying to hold on to a thought. Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? It said on the can ‘concentrate’. Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.
How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde.
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.
How do you drown a blonde? Tell her there’s a scratch and sniff stacker at the bottom of the pool.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence.
What do you call 100 blondes in a freezer? Frosted Flakes.
What do you call 100 blondes standing shoulder to shoulder? A wind tunnel.
How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it.
How can you steal a blonde’s window seat on a plane going to London? Tell her all seats going to London are in the middle row.
How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for French-Fries.
Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? So while they’re on the bus they can tell if they’re going home or going to work.
Why do blondes like lightening? They think someone’s taking their picture.
Why do blondes have holes all over their face? From eating with forks.
Why do blondes have more fun? They’re easier to keep amused.
What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head? A space invader.
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes? The back of her head.
What does a blonde owl say? What, what?
Why did the blonde climb over the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side.
Why did the blonde have tread marks on her back? From crawling across the street when the sign said ‘don’t walk’.
Why did the blonde keep her coat in the back seat? In case the keys were locked in the car.
Why did the blonde call the well-fare office? She wanted to know how to cook the food stamps.
Why can’t blondes put in a light bulb? They keep breaking them with the hammer.
When is it legal to shoot a blonde? When you have to re-inflate a tire.

ok ENOUGH with the bonde jokes on with some other junk:

A man went to church with his wife and fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about it. The preacher got to a part in the sermon and said "And who created all there is in Heavan and on Earth?" She took a pen and poked her husband...who jumped up and said, "Good Lord Almighty!" The minister said, "That's right, that's right", and went on with his seromon. The man sat back down, muttering under his breath, and later began to doze off again, when the minister got to, "And who died for us to keep us from our sins?" The wife poked him with her pen...this times he junped up and shouted "Jesus Christ!". The minister again said, "thats right, thats right", abd went on with his sermon. The man sat back down and began to doze off again when the minister got to, "And what did Eve say to Adam after their second child?" The wife poked him with the pen again...when he shouted "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'll break it off!!!"

There were 3 guys in line. The first went up to the young lady at the cashier and said "i'd like a box of condoms" The girl said "Well, what size are you?" "I donno." he answered. She said "Well can I check?" "Whatever," said the guy. So the girl felt him up and then went on the entercom. "Box of super condoms to the front please." The next guy said he wanted what the guy before had and she aske what size he was when he didn't know she aske "Well, can I check?" "Whatever," the guy answered. She did and said over the intercom "Box of regular condoms to the front please." The last guy happened to be a virgin and when he said he wanted the same thing and didnt know his size she went through the same process, when she got on the intersom she said "Bucket and a mop to the front please."

Ok here are some Jokes there mostly bonde jokes but some of 'em are other funny ones so here are the Jokes:

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? One.
Why couldn’t the blonde write the number 11? She didn’t know what ONE came first.
What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone? Divorced.
How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She threw it off a cliff.
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of a tree.
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
How can you tell if a blondes been using the computer? There’s white-out on the screen.
How can you tell when a FAX has been sent by a blonde? There is a stamp on it.
How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Why is it good to have a blonde as a passenger? You can park in the handicap zone.
Why does the blonde only change her baby’s diaper once a month? It says on the package ‘good for up to 20 lbs.’
Why do men like blonde jokes? They can understand them.
What is every blonde’s ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
What do UFO’s and smart blondes have in common? You keep hearing about them, but you never see any.
How do you confuse a blonde? You don’t. They’re born that way.
Why do blondes hate M&Ms? They’re too hard to peel.
How do you know a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? There’s M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
What function does a blonde have at an M&M factory? Proofreading.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W’s.
Why don’t blondes like making Kool-Aid? They can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
How do you keep a blonde busy? Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of the paper.
Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.
Why was the blonde sent to the emergency room for a concussion and severe head wounds? She tried to hang herself with a bungie cord.
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
A blonde is on her way to Disney World and sees a sign that says ‘Disney World LEFT’, and then turned around and went home.
A blonde and brunette were walking through the park. The brunette said, ‘Oh look at the poor dead bird.’ The blonde looked up and said, ‘Where?’
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
What is a blonde doing when she is holding her hands over her ears? Trying to hold on to a thought. Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? It said on the can ‘concentrate’. Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.
How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde.
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.
How do you drown a blonde? Tell her there’s a scratch and sniff stacker at the bottom of the pool.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence.
What do you call 100 blondes in a freezer? Frosted Flakes.
What do you call 100 blondes standing shoulder to shoulder? A wind tunnel.
How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it.
How can you steal a blonde’s window seat on a plane going to London? Tell her all seats going to London are in the middle row.
How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for French-Fries.
Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? So while they’re on the bus they can tell if they’re going home or going to work.
Why do blondes like lightening? They think someone’s taking their picture.
Why do blondes have holes all over their face? From eating with forks.
Why do blondes have more fun? They’re easier to keep amused.
What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head? A space invader.
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes? The back of her head.
What does a blonde owl say? What, what?
Why did the blonde climb over the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side.
Why did the blonde have tread marks on her back? From crawling across the street when the sign said ‘don’t walk’.
Why did the blonde keep her coat in the back seat? In case the keys were locked in the car.
Why did the blonde call the well-fare office? She wanted to know how to cook the food stamps.
Why can’t blondes put in a light bulb? They keep breaking them with the hammer.
When is it legal to shoot a blonde? When you have to re-inflate a tire.

ok ENOUGH with the bonde jokes on with some other junk:

A man went to church with his wife and fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about it. The preacher got to a part in the sermon and said "And who created all there is in Heavan and on Earth?" She took a pen and poked her husband...who jumped up and said, "Good Lord Almighty!" The minister said, "That's right, that's right", and went on with his seromon. The man sat back down, muttering under his breath, and later began to doze off again, when the minister got to, "And who died for us to keep us from our sins?" The wife poked him with her pen...this times he junped up and shouted "Jesus Christ!". The minister again said, "thats right, thats right", abd went on with his sermon. The man sat back down and began to doze off again when the minister got to, "And what did Eve say to Adam after their second child?" The wife poked him with the pen again...when he shouted "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'll break it off!!!"

There were 3 guys in line. The first went up to the young lady at the cashier and said "i'd like a box of condoms" The girl said "Well, what size are you?" "I donno." he answered. She said "Well can I check?" "Whatever," said the guy. So the girl felt him up and then went on the entercom. "Box of super condoms to the front please." The next guy said he wanted what the guy before had and she aske what size he was when he didn't know she aske "Well, can I check?" "Whatever," the guy answered. She did and said over the intercom "Box of regular condoms to the front please." The last guy happened to be a virgin and when he said he wanted the same thing and didnt know his size she went through the same process, when she got on the intersom she said "Bucket and a mop to the front please."